Benar-benar Surprise [jokes]

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  1. KangAndre

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    Jangan ditiru loh.....

    Ada sepasang suami istri baru menikah, si suami ingin memberikan surprise pada istrinya. Suatu hari si suami berkata kepada istrinya:
    "Sayang, kita pergi yuk, tapi mata kamu harus ditutup yah...!"
    "Kok harus ditutup sih mas...?" kata istrinya.
    "Yah, pokoknya ada sesuatu untukmu....." kata sang suami.

    Mereka pun berangkat dengan menggunakan taxi. Begitu sampai di tempat yang dituju mereka turun, kemudian si suami mengajak istrinya masuk ke rumah baru yang dijadikan sebagai surprise untuk sang istri. Tapi si suami masih belum mengijinkan istrinya membuka penutup mata, lalu disuruh betdiri di tengah sebuah ruangan.

    Ternyata si istri ingin buang angin, tapi karena masih malu sama suaminya si istri pura-pura minta tolong dibuatkan minuman.
    "Mas, ambilin saya minuman Teh manis dong...!" Suaminya kemudian pergi ke dapur mengambil minuman, ketika suaminya pergi si istri buang angin.
    Preet !!.

    Pas si suami datang membawa minuman, ternyata si istri masih ingin buang angin, akhirnya dia bilang ke suaminya...
    "Mas minumannya kurang manis, tambahin gula lagi yah...."

    Si suami pergi lagi untuk menambahkan gula pada minuman istrinya. Ketika suaminya pergi si istri kentut lagi.
    Pret... Preeet ...

    Kemudian si suami datang lagi untuk memberikan minuman. Tapi ternyata si istri masih ingin buang angin lagi. Akhirnya dengan berberat hati si istri minta ditambahkan gula lagi. Saat si suami pergi istrinya kembali buang angin.
    Preeeeeeeeett ...

    Akhirnya si istri merasa lega karena telah selesai dari keinginan buang anginnya.

    Ketika si suami tiba dan menyerahkan minuman, kemudian si suami membuka tutup mata si istrinya. Si istri terkejut karena ternyata di rumah sudah banyak orang dan tepat di sampingnya ada mertuanya. Sambil malu-malu si istri bertanya pada mertuanya...
    "Oh Bapak, sudah lama datang..?"

    Dengan muka datar, Sang mertua menjawab...
    "Sudah, sejak preeet pertama...!!!"


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    lasealwin Well-Known Member

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    Hmm....
    Surprise yang waw....
    Hidup ini terasa lebih berwarna dengan hal-hal seperti surprise ini
    Terimakasih
     
  3. ziuma

    ziuma Well-Known Member

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    lucu Jokes nya @KangAndre
    tanpa sadar sudah mempermalukan istri di depan umum

    kasihan istrinya, semoga bukan kisah nyata
     
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    creative Well-Known Member

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    hahahaha... prikitiw... :D
     
  5. dimengertiaja

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    hadehhhh ada ada sajaaaa .....
     
  6. pluto01

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    Hahhahahahah lumayan lucu juga,
    btw, emangnya suara kentut : preeeet ? :D
     
  7. Rimala Nursery

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    Ahahahhhhh.....Padahal mah gak usah minta ambilin minuman plus gula , langsung aja ngomon pada suaminya n gak usah malu-malu...akhirnya senjata makan tuan deh...
     
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    Wakakkaka... ternyata sudah dateng sejak Kentut Pertama... wkwkw
     
  9. KangAndre

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    Itu rumah dibeli oleh mertuanya, surprise buat mantunya.. eh malah dikentutin.. wkwkwkwk...
     
  10. VanceLobo

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    Berarti untuk ngeresmiin nya ga perlu mecahin kendi lagi... udah diresmiin make kentut soalnya... wkwkwk
     
  11. dewinurgini

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    kentutan pertama begitu memalukan.. selanjutnya terserah anda.. kwkwkw
     
  12. hell of games

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    anjir ngakak bacanya, terutama pas kata pret itu haha
     
  13. DwiKhasbullah

    DwiKhasbullah Well-Known Member

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    wkwkwkwkw sampek keselek kang guyu......
     
  14. Rafa Asoka

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    *kaget4**ketawa3* <<<< === ekspresi muka istri ketika penutupnya dibuka !!! *tendang*
     
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    sudah kuduga ending pasti lucu *ketawa4**tidak*
     
  17. zonamers

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    kalo seandainya kang andre hadir disitu pastilah meledak tawanya :D:D:D
     
  18. BangDen

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    makane, ati2 klo ngasih surpsrise ke istri, pcar dll. g asal2n tutup mata segala. *huh*
    jgn2 ini pngalamane @KangAndre smga kgak` bner.*ketawa3*
     
  19. Wahyu Fadillah

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    hahahaha, sejak preeeet yang pertama asli dah ... gak basa basi lagi tuh mertua *ketawa4*
     
  20. zyana nuryani

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    entah kenapa aku jadi ketawa sendirin setelah membaca ini , kebayang muka sang istri *ketawa4*
     
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