Jangan ditiru loh..... Ada sepasang suami istri baru menikah, si suami ingin memberikan surprise pada istrinya. Suatu hari si suami berkata kepada istrinya: "Sayang, kita pergi yuk, tapi mata kamu harus ditutup yah...!" "Kok harus ditutup sih mas...?" kata istrinya. "Yah, pokoknya ada sesuatu untukmu....." kata sang suami. Mereka pun berangkat dengan menggunakan taxi. Begitu sampai di tempat yang dituju mereka turun, kemudian si suami mengajak istrinya masuk ke rumah baru yang dijadikan sebagai surprise untuk sang istri. Tapi si suami masih belum mengijinkan istrinya membuka penutup mata, lalu disuruh betdiri di tengah sebuah ruangan. Ternyata si istri ingin buang angin, tapi karena masih malu sama suaminya si istri pura-pura minta tolong dibuatkan minuman. "Mas, ambilin saya minuman Teh manis dong...!" Suaminya kemudian pergi ke dapur mengambil minuman, ketika suaminya pergi si istri buang angin. Preet !!. Pas si suami datang membawa minuman, ternyata si istri masih ingin buang angin, akhirnya dia bilang ke suaminya... "Mas minumannya kurang manis, tambahin gula lagi yah...." Si suami pergi lagi untuk menambahkan gula pada minuman istrinya. Ketika suaminya pergi si istri kentut lagi. Pret... Preeet ... Kemudian si suami datang lagi untuk memberikan minuman. Tapi ternyata si istri masih ingin buang angin lagi. Akhirnya dengan berberat hati si istri minta ditambahkan gula lagi. Saat si suami pergi istrinya kembali buang angin. Preeeeeeeeett ... Akhirnya si istri merasa lega karena telah selesai dari keinginan buang anginnya. Ketika si suami tiba dan menyerahkan minuman, kemudian si suami membuka tutup mata si istrinya. Si istri terkejut karena ternyata di rumah sudah banyak orang dan tepat di sampingnya ada mertuanya. Sambil malu-malu si istri bertanya pada mertuanya... "Oh Bapak, sudah lama datang..?" Dengan muka datar, Sang mertua menjawab... "Sudah, sejak preeet pertama...!!!" sumber: google+ Iwan Sadewa KangAndre, Sep 27, 2015 #1 santidewi likes this. lasealwin Well-Known Member Joined: Aug 1, 2015 Messages: 1,862 Likes Received: 171 Trophy Points: 63 Hmm.... Surprise yang waw.... Hidup ini terasa lebih berwarna dengan hal-hal seperti surprise ini Terimakasih lasealwin, Sep 27, 2015 #2 ziuma Well-Known Member Joined: May 23, 2014 Messages: 1,563 Likes Received: 240 Trophy Points: 63 lucu Jokes nya @KangAndre tanpa sadar sudah mempermalukan istri di depan umum kasihan istrinya, semoga bukan kisah nyata ziuma, Sep 27, 2015 #3 creative Well-Known Member Joined: Oct 24, 2014 Messages: 1,725 Likes Received: 160 Trophy Points: 63 Google+: Author hahahaha... prikitiw... creative, Sep 27, 2015 #4 dimengertiaja Member Joined: May 21, 2015 Messages: 848 Likes Received: 30 Trophy Points: 28 hadehhhh ada ada sajaaaa ..... dimengertiaja, Sep 27, 2015 #5 pluto01 Member Joined: May 18, 2015 Messages: 497 Likes Received: 69 Trophy Points: 28 Hahhahahahah lumayan lucu juga, btw, emangnya suara kentut : preeeet ? pluto01, Sep 27, 2015 #6 Rimala Nursery Super Level Joined: May 29, 2014 Messages: 2,089 Likes Received: 254 Trophy Points: 83 Ahahahhhhh.....Padahal mah gak usah minta ambilin minuman plus gula , langsung aja ngomon pada suaminya n gak usah malu-malu...akhirnya senjata makan tuan deh... Rimala Nursery, Sep 27, 2015 #7 VanceLobo Member Joined: May 16, 2014 Messages: 380 Likes Received: 15 Trophy Points: 18 Google+: Author Wakakkaka... ternyata sudah dateng sejak Kentut Pertama... wkwkw VanceLobo, Sep 27, 2015 #8 KangAndre Member Joined: Jan 25, 2014 Messages: 10,244 Likes Received: 2,714 Trophy Points: 413 Itu rumah dibeli oleh mertuanya, surprise buat mantunya.. eh malah dikentutin.. wkwkwkwk... KangAndre, Sep 27, 2015 #9 VanceLobo Member Joined: May 16, 2014 Messages: 380 Likes Received: 15 Trophy Points: 18 Google+: Author Berarti untuk ngeresmiin nya ga perlu mecahin kendi lagi... udah diresmiin make kentut soalnya... wkwkwk VanceLobo, Sep 27, 2015 #10 dewinurgini Member Joined: Sep 27, 2015 Messages: 68 Likes Received: 5 Trophy Points: 8 kentutan pertama begitu memalukan.. selanjutnya terserah anda.. kwkwkw dewinurgini, Sep 28, 2015 #11 hell of games Member Joined: Sep 25, 2015 Messages: 72 Likes Received: 13 Trophy Points: 8 Google+: Author anjir ngakak bacanya, terutama pas kata pret itu haha hell of games, Sep 28, 2015 #12 DwiKhasbullah Well-Known Member Joined: Aug 7, 2014 Messages: 1,955 Likes Received: 138 Trophy Points: 63 wkwkwkwkw sampek keselek kang guyu...... DwiKhasbullah, Sep 29, 2015 #13 Rafa Asoka Member Joined: Sep 5, 2015 Messages: 628 Likes Received: 57 Trophy Points: 28 <<<< === ekspresi muka istri ketika penutupnya dibuka !!! Rafa Asoka, Sep 29, 2015 #14 Yayan Casper Member Joined: Jul 18, 2014 Messages: 671 Likes Received: 77 Trophy Points: 28 sangat menghibur @KangAndre Yayan Casper, Sep 29, 2015 #15 noetral Member Joined: Apr 6, 2013 Messages: 457 Likes Received: 17 Trophy Points: 18 Google+: Author sudah kuduga ending pasti lucu noetral, Sep 30, 2015 #16 zonamers Member Joined: Jul 24, 2015 Messages: 588 Likes Received: 83 Trophy Points: 28 Google+: Author kalo seandainya kang andre hadir disitu pastilah meledak tawanya zonamers, Sep 30, 2015 #17 BangDen Member Joined: Dec 14, 2014 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 15 Trophy Points: 18 makane, ati2 klo ngasih surpsrise ke istri, pcar dll. g asal2n tutup mata segala. jgn2 ini pngalamane @KangAndre smga kgak` bner. BangDen, Sep 30, 2015 #18 Wahyu Fadillah Member Joined: Aug 24, 2015 Messages: 203 Likes Received: 39 Trophy Points: 28 hahahaha, sejak preeeet yang pertama asli dah ... gak basa basi lagi tuh mertua Wahyu Fadillah, Sep 30, 2015 #19 zyana nuryani Member Joined: Aug 25, 2015 Messages: 178 Likes Received: 26 Trophy Points: 28 entah kenapa aku jadi ketawa sendirin setelah membaca ini , kebayang muka sang istri zyana nuryani, Sep 30, 2015 #20 (You must log in or sign up to reply here.) Show Ignored Content Page 1 of 2 1 2 Next > Loading... Similar Threads - Benar benar Surprise Coba Tebak Yang Benar KangAndre, Apr 2, 2016, in forum: Jokes Replies: 30 Views: 3,503 faisalhendri Jul 22, 2016 Share This Page Tweet Log in with Facebook Log in with Twitter Your name or email address: Do you already have an account? No, create an account now. Yes, my password is: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
Hmm.... Surprise yang waw.... Hidup ini terasa lebih berwarna dengan hal-hal seperti surprise ini Terimakasih
lucu Jokes nya @KangAndre tanpa sadar sudah mempermalukan istri di depan umum kasihan istrinya, semoga bukan kisah nyata
Ahahahhhhh.....Padahal mah gak usah minta ambilin minuman plus gula , langsung aja ngomon pada suaminya n gak usah malu-malu...akhirnya senjata makan tuan deh...
Berarti untuk ngeresmiin nya ga perlu mecahin kendi lagi... udah diresmiin make kentut soalnya... wkwkwk
makane, ati2 klo ngasih surpsrise ke istri, pcar dll. g asal2n tutup mata segala. jgn2 ini pngalamane @KangAndre smga kgak` bner.