Sales dan Pengunjung Gaptek

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  1. wphoet

    wphoet You'll Never Walk Alone

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    Alkisah di sebuah pameran komputer, berdiri seorang sales promotion girl (SPG) di sebelah sebuah notebook yang dipajangkan. Tak lama datanglah Paijo yang bertanya-tanya mengenai produk notebook yang di pamerkan.

    Paijo : "mbak-mbak...., ini tombol tulisannya enter maksudnya apaan mbak?" sambil tunjuk-tunjuk tombol notebook.

    SPG: "mmmm...., kyknya buat mempercepat deh mas" sambil pasang muka sok serius

    Paijo: "maksudnya mempercepat gimana mbak...?" sambil pasang muka bingung *bingung*

    SPG: "yaaa...., mempercepat gitu deh mas, kan kalau tulisannya "entar" bukan "enter" jadinya lama.."

    Paijo: "Ooo..., gitu. Terus mau tanya lagi nih mbak. sya ketik alamat bersosial.com koq gk bisa kebuka ya?"

    SPG: "masnya sudah nulis www apa belum di depannya?"

    Paijo: "emang harus pakai www gitu ya mbak biar bisa kebuka? ngomong-nomong www itu apa sih mbak?"

    SPG: "ya iyalah mas..., kudu pakai www gitu di depannya. jadi semacam kode ijin masuk gitu. kalau gak salah ingat kepanjangannya www itu dari kata "Wasalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakathu..."

    Paijo: "Oooow...jadi sama ya kyk kalau mau bertamu ke rumah orang.." sambil tetap percaya dengan omongan mbaknya.

     
  2. samuel

    samuel Member

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    www = World Wide Web kalau

    www = World Wide Web kalau gak salah , tapi dibuat jadi Jokes *ketawa1*
     
  3. cayun

    cayun Member

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    yah enter diplesetin jadi

    yah
    Code:
    enter
    
    diplesetin jadi
    Code:
    entar
    
    , oh ya kok ga ada foto spg nya ?? *jail*
     
  4. sakaji

    sakaji Member

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    Jiahahaha... plesedang...

    Jiahahaha... *ketawa1* plesedang...
     
  5. Ardilas

    Ardilas Super Level

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    Sebenernya SPG nya malu2. Tp

    Sebenernya SPG nya malu2. Tp setelah dibujuk akhirnya mau juga.. posenya lumayan menggoda.
    [​IMG]
     
  6. satriajogja

    satriajogja Member

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    Haha.. Bisa aja mbak SPG ni

    Haha.. Bisa aja mbak SPG ni *ketawa4*
     
  7. hamidi

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    kayaknya SPGnya Mas @wphoet

    kayaknya SPGnya Mas @wphoet sendiri nih *peace*
     
  8. wphoet

    wphoet You'll Never Walk Alone

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    D-dig wrote:

    *ketawa4* btw itu spg apa tukang pukul tuh *ketawa3*
     
  9. widayacom

    widayacom New Member

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    Kesimpulan thread ini jadi

    Kesimpulan thread ini jadi WWW juga dong. Weleh...weleh...weleh. *ketawa1*
     
  10. ncang

    ncang Super Level

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    wah rugi nih ketinggalan

    *ketawa4* wah rugi nih ketinggalan *ketawa1* dasar gaptek *stres*
     
  11. wphoet

    wphoet You'll Never Walk Alone

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    masaiya-chang wrote:

    jiaaah sdh hampir sebulan nih postingannya *ketawa4*
     
  12. kemilau

    kemilau New Member

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    joke ini kayaknya pernah baca

    joke ini kayaknya pernah baca diforum sebelah tp emank gokil kuk
     
  13. katniss17

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    D-dig wrote:

    hahaha,,, bisa ajahh,,,
     
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    ngakak

    *ketawa1* kocak gan.... nice jokes
     

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