Fakta Istri tua & Istri Muda

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    Beda Antara Istri Tua Dan Istri Muda :cool:

    ISTERI TUA itu ibarat TV, dan,,,
    ISTERI MUDA itu ibarat HP...

    Di rumah nonton TV, jalan2 bawa HP...

    TV jarang dipegang2 dan disentuh, biasanya dari jauh (remote),
    HP terus2an dipegang2 dan perlu sentuhan stiap saat....

    Tdk ada uang, nonton TV...
    Banyak uang cari HP baru...

    TV gak butuh banyak pengeluaran..
    Tp HP butuh pulsa, klo gak diisi ya gak bisa dipake.

    TV bentuknya besar
    Tapi HP biasanya imut, desain bagus dan enak dibawa ke mana2

    Biaya operasional TV murah..
    Tapi HP lumayan mahal,,

    TV gak bisa disembunyikan...
    HP kan bisa...

    Acara TV bisa bikin bosan...
    Tapi HP gak, kan banyak permainannya...

    Nonton TV biasanya dari satu sisi...
    Tapi hp bisa dibolak-balik 360 derajat,,,

    Tapi awasssss....!!!!!!!
    HP jangan ditaro di dekat TV bisa kena radiasi...*tidak*
    dan jangan punya ide beli Hp yang bisa nonton TV
    *mimisan*
     
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    menurut ane istri lebih dari satu itu budaya timur tengahyang merayap di jawa lewat agama islam
     
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    spg event Member

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    dari pada istri lebih dari satu mending anak aja yang banyak tapi sulung semua mau nya
     
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    betul gan hahaha banyak anak banyak rejeki
     
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    Ane mau dua2nya Bro.... beli TV bonus HP:D
     
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    Baca thread ini, jadi ingat lagunya Ahmad Dani :D

     
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    CITA cita gue tuh poligami ........
     
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    lasealwin Well-Known Member

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    Soal kebosanan sih tergantung teman.
    Tapi jangan pernah satu ranjang bertiga, ntar pada slank lagi.
    Terimakasih
     
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    TV itu...... Tamara Vlesinsky
    Sedangkan HP itu.... kHartika Putri.... :D
     
  11. faisalhendri

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    Apa jadinya ya kalau beli HP yang bisa nonoton TV hahaha
     
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