Dasar Goblok Loe...

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  1. KangAndre

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    Mat Solar dikenal sebagai jagoan kampung di pinggiran Jakarta. Kemana-mana sebilah golok selalu terselip dipinggangnya dan tak ada orang yang berani membantah setiap omongannya. Omongannya kasar dan terbawa-bawa terus sampai Mat Solar jadi kakek-kakek.

    Suatu hari Kakek Mat Solar sedang memancing di empang dekat rumahnya, dan lewatlah si Udin seorang anak kampung itu dan menghampiri si Mat Solar.

    Udin: Kek! lagi ngapain?
    Mat Solar: Loe, nggak ngliat? Lagi mancing, goblok!
    Udin: Udah dapat belum, kek?
    Mat Solar: Banyak bacot, loe! Ya, belum, goblok!
    Udin: Umpannya pakai apa, kek?
    Mat Solar: Loe, nggak ngelihat lagi, ape? Ya, pakai cacing, dasar goblok loe!
    Udin: Pantesan kagak dapet-dapet, kek? Seharusnya umpannya pakai tai dicampur dedek beras dan terasi terus diolesin saos. Kemudian dipelintir kecil-kecil.
    Mat Solar: Emangnye bise, tong?
    Udin: Lha, nggak bisalah, dasar goblok!

    Karena selama ini tak ada seorangpun di kampungnya yang berani dan kurang ajar dengan Mat Solar kemudian dikatain goblok oleh anak kecil, Mat Solar kaget banget, shock dan meninggal.

    Di "alam sana" Mat Solar bertemu malaikat.

    Malaikat: Namamu siapa? Dan apakah kamu punya agama?
    Mat Solar: Mat Solar! Ya, punyalah, goblok!
    Malaikat: Eh, ditanya baik-baik, jawabnya kasar begitu. Yang sopan dikit, kek! Kalau kamu bisa sopan sedikit, barangkali kamu bisa balik ke dunia lagi.
    Mat Solar: Emang, bisa?
    Malaikat: Ya, nggak bisa, dasar goblok loe!

    Sumber: https://forum.maxmanroe.com/threads/dasar-goblok-humor.634/
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  2. Qoeple

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    he.3x, keren *bagus*
    buat blog niche joke jarang yang punya kayaknya :D
     
  3. themebel

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    kena batunya itu kakek :D
     
  4. Ipan Nursila

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    Njir kirain ane apa baca judul trit nya wkwkwkwk
     
  5. Rafa Asoka

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    wakakakakaka dasar g*bl*k wakakakakakakakak. cukup menghibur di pagi yang sumpek ini
     
  6. ncang

    ncang Super Level

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    ganti ah pertanyaannya :D
    si guwe : @KangAndre , lagi ngapain ?
     
  7. joeanz

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    Wah ngakak nih baca nya... Manteb om.
     
  8. NieeLz

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    judul nya tajem, humornya boleh lah :D
     
  9. KangAndre

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    Hampir sehariang nggak online... Betulin gerobak tua biar nggak goblok.. :D :D
     
  10. ncang

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    sudah beres, siap meluncur lagi :D
     
  11. KangAndre

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    Belum.. besok diterusin. Malam go blog :D
     
  12. rionoveli

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    wkwkwk @KangAndre bisa ngelucu jg ...
    bdw bisa buat bahan standap nih kang ,tinggal deliferynya di asah hahah:D:D
     
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    kebanyakan dipiara sih go blog nya :D jadi gitu deh
     
  14. KangAndre

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    Hehehe.. dulu emang buat dummy kontes seo. Sekarang lagi diatur, bagaimana efektifnya.
    Atur strategi lagi lah..... :D
     
  15. pajarpajrin

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    Koplakkkkk... dipelintir ---- :p
     
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    hahahha dapat ketawa lagi setelah sekian lama stress mikirin anak :)
     
  17. im_septian045

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    wkwkwkwkwk bise aje loe tong. agak tegang si di awal tpi di baca terus malah ngelawak ceritanye
     
  18. yamor xi

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    kirain ada apa gitu disini terjebak judulnya sih *huh* haha taunya :p
     

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